Arms like twigs and legs like steel. Chest hair like a gorilla and legs like a hairless cat. 

The Gold Grill - Do You Even Ride Bro? Shirt Is For Every Not So Serious, Very Serious Cyclist

• High-quality Canvas shirt for ridiculous comfort
• Jaw-dropping design to compliment your cycling physique 
• Multiple size choices for people big and small 
• Magical transformation ability to make you faster after wearing it (This is not true at all, but it sounded good)