Slow down and let your water bottle do the talking. 

The Gold Grill - Do You Even Ride Bro? bottle Is For Every Not So Serious, Very Serious Cyclist

• High-quality water bottle construction for a great drinking experience
• Jaw-dropping design to wow fellow cyclists as you sip
• One size fits all mouth piece 
• Speed Intake Chamber (SIC) Technology to efficiently move liquid from the bottle to your energy system**

** This is very obviously made up, but I'm sure someone probably uses this kind of BS to sell bottles. The reality is that this is a cool looking water bottle that works well.